Life According to Jess

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Taylor Swift and Hayley Williams singing bawdy drinking songs together.

Go ahead; add other artists to the mix…

My dashboard is like 75% Evelyne Brochu.

darkliger269:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

String instrument identification is serious business.

darkliger269:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

String instrument identification is serious business.

Emma Stone, photographed by Craig McDean for Vogue, May 2014.

I love her smile in this image!

I love her smile in this image!

orphanblack:

thetatianatakeover:

You would think that after waiting 10 months for the season premiere, waiting a week for the next episode would be no big deal. 

YOU WOULD BE VERY, VERY WRONG. 

I NEED IT RIGHT NOW

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karatam:

heysoulsestra:

Who’s a better kisser: Dylan or Evelyne? 

oh my god you guys.

Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say “there be dragons here”; now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.

- Lorne Malvo (Fargo S01E01 The Crocodile’s Dilemma)

friendofgiles:

Happy Easter