Life According to Jess

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Oh! What a lovely crescent moon!!


Oliver Mark. Marlene.

Oliver Mark. Marlene.

beatonna:

time for haircut

beatonna:

time for haircut

tbdressfashion:

floral day dress
free shipping 3rd. anniversary 

tbdressfashion:

floral day dress

free shipping 3rd. anniversary 

Oops

I didn’t realize I was singing along to Dépêche Mode until I noticed people staring…

howtomasturbate:

Beautiful legs.

howtomasturbate:

Beautiful legs.

tatianaception:

if you’re ever having a hard time just remember if you get through today you’ll be one day closer to season 3 of orphan black

perks-of-being-chinese:

dominicsellie:

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

the first and fourth ones arent even standing up

AWWWW


PIANO PUPPIES

perks-of-being-chinese:

dominicsellie:

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

the first and fourth ones arent even standing up

AWWWW

PIANO PUPPIES

  • Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
  • Me: Which one?
  • Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
  • Me: That's two separate shows
  • Mum: No
  • there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
  • and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
  • because she was going out with that blonde lady
  • Me: That still could be either show
  • Mum: I think there were clones
  • Me: There we go.